I'mSorryICan'tBePerfect

I'mSorryICan'tBePerfect
Well hey there! My names Alex, but you can call me.. Well... Alex :) I'm just another girl on here that is addicted to Tumblr. No big deal or anything. My blog isn't anything amazing and I don't have many followers, but I'm great full for all of them. Well... Thanks for stopping by, beauty. Have a wonderful day :)

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d-e-a-p:

“its such a thin line between clever and stupid”
-unknown
myself ~2011~

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how do you get a nice body without moving

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i think one day god was like man this place is getting fucking boring and then he made rebel wilson thanks god u did good

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monsterjess:

justintheamazingallan:

fuckingshitupsince1998:

for real..

Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”

… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?

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monsterjess:

justintheamazingallan:

fuckingshitupsince1998:

for real..

Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”

… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?

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qkarper:

captain-america-in-the-impala:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

I keep reblogging this, but it just keeps getting better. :D

There’s more.. XD

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unfollowers backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ which sounds like screw all of u

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why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead

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Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫

Me: What does that mean?

Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩

Me: Thanks

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me

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changing from jeans to pajama pants

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